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A man who works at a machete, razor blade, and notepaper factory gets a paper cut.
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A woman can't think of a reason not to go out with a man, but when he calls later she'll have had time to find one.
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A new phone technology makes you sound like you're sick when you call in sick.
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A boss chooses who his right-hand man should be by who has the biggest hand.
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A man gets turned down for a job position because he reminds the interviewer of someone he hated in high school.
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A woman thinks people look like ants from the top floor of the genetic engineering facility, but really they're giant ants.
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A company tries to hire someone with skills in construction, but a snake applies because he's good at constriction.
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A man misconstrues his boss's comments for his resume as he fires him.
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The boss of a laxative company reminds his employees that anyone questioning his authority will become a product tester.
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Boa constrictor with a big, full belly sits at desk, and upon learning about the arrival of another salesman, agrees to squeeze one more in.
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Employee standing on hidden spring tells boss he isn't satisfied with complaint handling, he's going over his head, boss ready to pull spring lever.
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Two envelopes are talking about how Betty's husband got sent away.