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Edward Scissorhands' presidential bid fails because no one will run with scissors.
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Two snails see a slug and think that streaking went out in the 1970s.
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A muscular hamster finally gets off the wheel.
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A salmon works out on the Upstream-O-Sizer.
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A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
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Running of the Bulls is changed to Running of the Sloths after personal injury lawyers get involved.
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Surgeons want to open Mike during a hospital's open mic night.
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A man dreams of flying, a pet bird dreams of swimming, and a pet fish dreams of walking.
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A man has a runny nose and the woman in front of him in line is wearing a kerchief.
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Turtle trying to reach racing finish line is followed by a Hare Krishna who keeps trying to get his attention and give him pamphlet.