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A funeral director tells Humpty Dumpty's wife that she will need a closed carton for his funeral.
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Police detective notifies Peter Pumpkin Eater that his wife ran away to live in a coconut shell on the beach.
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Miss Muffet says she would rather keep being scared by a spider than have to eat curds and whey.
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Mother Goose reads a gossip rag about fairy tale characters.
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Georgie Porgie sees a psychologist to talk about how girls cry when he kisses them.
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A news anchor reports that the farmer's wife has been arrested for killing three blind mice.
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After Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall, the king's horses and the king's men decide to open a fried egg franchise.
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Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard is finally stocked and her dog has a bone because she killed the cable repair man.
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Wimpy, Old MacDonald, Mother Goose, and Gary Larson's reactions to hearing about mad cow disease.
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The old woman who lives in a shoe has a truck of athlete's foot medication come to her house to clean it.
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The itsy bitsy spider watches the weather report and is disappointed because it's going to rain over the water spout again.
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A wolf is jealous because he doesn't get a piggy who had roast beef.