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Mr. Potatohead picks up sweet potatoes to share with his wife.
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A man tells his wife he had his secretary on his laptop most of the day and she pours soup all over him.
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Dr. Seuss is supposed to outgrow gibberish talk as a child.
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Pinocchio searches for his roots, but they turn out to be the stump he's sitting on.
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A kid restuffs his empty Halloween candy wrappers with japapenos so his dad won't steal his candy.
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A horse's wife is angry because her husband lies about having salt licks with his friends to get drunk.
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A bird's egg falls into a pitching machine and hits a tennis player.
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A woman customizes her checks with pictures of her ex-husband's face when he found out how much money he had to give her in the divorce.
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A man who is split down the middle asks if he's ever introduced his friend to his better half.
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A bird offers to take a baby bird under its wing, but the baby wants it to wear deodorant.
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Overprotective lemming parents want their son to wait half an hour after eating before throwing himself off a cliff.
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A baby Godzilla is jealous of his brother because his slice of the pie bakery has fewer people in it.