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Ants only visit their mom on sundaes.
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A chicken psychic predicts that another chicken will excel in health care, and later the chicken becomes soup and helps with a man's cold.
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Godzilla eats a car with double airbags.
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Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
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Boa constrictor with a big, full belly sits at desk, and upon learning about the arrival of another salesman, agrees to squeeze one more in.
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Cat reads a book about learning to walk on a tight rope because there are lots of birds resting on the electrical wires outside.
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Wife sneezes twice, so one man tells friend that she sneezes in pairs, while friend worries about the pears in the fruit bowl.
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Two dinosaurs sit down for a meal of couch potatoes on their plates, which happen to be actual people laying on couches.
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Sick turkey visits the doctor feeling stuffed up and wondering if it's going to get worse, while the doctor grabs box of stuffing.
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Different foods in stomach are told exactly where to go, with carrots headed for the eyes, milk to the bones, and cake to the butt.
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Juanita stares unhappily down at her plate of sweet and sour shrimp as it shouts both compliments and insults at her.
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The son frankfurter asks the father hotdog where he comes from, to which the father tells him he doesn't want to know.