Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.
Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.