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A test tube invites another test tube to come see his etchings.
Researchers discover new forms by looking in the fridges of single men.
A TV at a bar turns down a remote because she's not into control freaks.
A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
Otis the octopus gets ready for a date by applying deodorant to his many underarms from an economy-sized deodorant applicator.
A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.