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A woman's morning breath is so bad that it kills her husband.
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A geriatric patient makes note to call dentist about missing dentures and doctor about pain in butt.
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The Potatohead family eats their relatives for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Michael Jackson has a glass case of facial features in case of emergency.
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Godzilla gets a peanut butter factory stuck to the roof of his mouth.
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There's a lesser-known tooth fairy that takes the teeth of your combs.
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Godzilla burns the roof of his mouth on the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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A chapstick factory relocates to be near Steven Tyler, Carly Simon, and Mick Jagger to increase profits.
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George Washington stole his wooden teeth from Pinocchio.
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A woman flosses with her necklace at a date.
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A fish describes a worm on a fish hook as being like peanut butter: smooth and creamy, but it sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.