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Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.
Dorothy tells Dereck they haven't been dating, she's been researching a scientific study on undesirable men, she's done now, another researcher will follow up sometime.
One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
Man asks Wilamina to come with him, he'll give her anything her heart desires, Wilamina's heart is excited and picturing itself in a new car.
Clams take Cleo to bachelor party at On The Halfshell with live, saucy clams, clam digs, chowder wrestling, Cleo worries he will catch red tide.
Husband tells wife about "undo" feature on computer, wishes life had same feature for if something gets broken, cheat on wife, say something stupid.