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A worm likes living on a baseball field, except for the wet tobacco rain.
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A clock doesn't care about the gender of her child, just that it has one long hand and one short hand.
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Spaghetti noodles think a pot of boiling water is a relaxing hot tub.
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A man with no legs wonders how the other half lives.
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A happy reaper kills people with a smile.
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Skateboarding man with one huge eye wears Have A Nice Day t-shirt, and the smiley face also has only one eye.
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Couple creep past sleeping dog with huge tail, and the man says not to wake him because if he gets excited, they are both goners.
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Mr. and Mrs. Hall are lying on the floor beaten up by Mortimer because he loved decking the halls for the holidays.