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Earthworm sees bird pulling on tail of a worm from a hole in the ground, and he hopes that it isn't him.
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One chicken tells another that his fried chicken leg is an old high school injury in Home Economics class.
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Scuba diver swims above shark, and shark doesn't eat him because he just flossed his teeth.
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Girl finds genie in bottle, asks how many wishes she gets, genie can't say, she asks for ballpark figure, genie turns her body into baseball field.
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Artist with bandaged leg and arm shows sculpture of bent bike to customer, says it's his latest piece called "Who Put That Tree There."
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Two snowmen watching a snow maker blow snow on skiing trail, one snowman says he is against genetic engineering.
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Two felines dining out in restaurant, one cat is embarrassed because he laughed and food came out his nose, mouse is hanging out of nose.
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Man walking by the Domino Apartments, which are lined up next to each other like dominos, feels very uneasy, doesn't want the apartments to fall.
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Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
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Sock at Missing Persons Etc. reporting mate missing, describes him as her size with stripes like her, says she last saw him in rinse cycle.
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Woman thanks man for bone china, says he put so much of himself into it, man lies on floor implying he has no bones.
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Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.