Sort By:
Most recent cartoons first
Color first / most recent
Oldest to newest cartoons
Click on a cartoon for a larger view and find out how to order for your projects.
Different foods in stomach are told exactly where to go, with carrots headed for the eyes, milk to the bones, and cake to the butt.
Two dinosaurs attack the royal palace, and one is excited because he can ruin his teeth and get them crowned at the same time.
Veterinarian tells Sparky the dog to calm down and let Fluffy the cat go, and maybe they will call of the neutering.
One penguin asks another if it's laundry day because the penguin is wearing plaid and polka dots instead of the normal black and white tuxedo.
The Earth is applying Preparation V to his backside to soothe burning because of painful volcanoes that just won't go away.
Cat's conscience, a devil cat and an angel cat, both encourage cat to jump on counter and snatch the unguarded fish fillet.
Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
Cars driving on interstate with a sign that shows "Food This Exit", not realizing the exit leads straight to dinner table of dinosaur.
Dentist, while tossing away small frames, tells patient the situation is bad because the germs have set up offices with diplomas, certificates, and wall hangings.
Two piranhas reminisce about the time a movie critic reached into the tank, and they call it a "definite two thumbs off."
Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
Patient wants doctor's assurance before his physical that doctor's medical journals are more up-to-date than waiting room magazines.