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Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
Cars driving on interstate with a sign that shows "Food This Exit", not realizing the exit leads straight to dinner table of dinosaur.
Dentist, while tossing away small frames, tells patient the situation is bad because the germs have set up offices with diplomas, certificates, and wall hangings.
Two piranhas reminisce about the time a movie critic reached into the tank, and they call it a "definite two thumbs off."
Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
Patient wants doctor's assurance before his physical that doctor's medical journals are more up-to-date than waiting room magazines.
Earthworm sees bird pulling on tail of a worm from a hole in the ground, and he hopes that it isn't him.
One chicken tells another that his fried chicken leg is an old high school injury in Home Economics class.
Scuba diver swims above shark, and shark doesn't eat him because he just flossed his teeth.
Girl finds genie in bottle, asks how many wishes she gets, genie can't say, she asks for ballpark figure, genie turns her body into baseball field.
Artist with bandaged leg and arm shows sculpture of bent bike to customer, says it's his latest piece called "Who Put That Tree There."
Two snowmen watching a snow maker blow snow on skiing trail, one snowman says he is against genetic engineering.