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Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
Two cats on date, one cat thinks the other is embarrassing because he ordered white wine with gerbils.
Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
Woman thanks man for bone china, says he put so much of himself into it, man lies on floor implying he has no bones.
Man and woman standing with priest about to be married, woman tells priest to give them "the usual," implying she's been married many times.
Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.
Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.