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Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
Dog sitting in a stand selling other pups the chance to sniff her for $1.00, and has sign saying that cold noses are ok.
Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.