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  • Cats do sleep deprivation research, but they have to let their subject out after three hours.
  • William Tell shoots the apple falling toward Isaac Newton's head.
  • A mysterious creature once lived in the floor of movie theaters and ate black jujubes.
  • Cupid reads a book about improving his aim after accidentally making explorers fall in love with hippos.
  • A janitor accidentally erases important equations and scientists have to retrieve the data from the eraser.
  • Genetic engineers design apples that grow with the little sticker already on them.
  • Mouse researchers try to build even more inefficient mouse traps.
  • The secret to Twinkies' long shelf life is Dick Clark's DNA.
  • Head lice are worried about receding hair.
  • Scientists will remove 90% of suffering and distress from humankind by getting rid of the lawyer gene.
  • A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
  • A geneticist switches from DNA to jean splicing when his pants split at the butt.


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