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  • One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
  • Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
  • Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
  • Dog sitting in a stand selling other pups the chance to sniff her for $1.00, and has sign saying that cold noses are ok.
  • Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
  • Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
  • Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
  • Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
  • Man walking into ladies' intimate apparel store hopes no one saw him, not realizing there's a big celebration waiting because he's the one millionth customer.
  • Three people in ocean, two skinny, one in middle is fat, and two sharks decide they will each get more by taking out the middleman.
  • One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
  • Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.


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