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One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
Dog sitting in a stand selling other pups the chance to sniff her for $1.00, and has sign saying that cold noses are ok.
Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
Man walking into ladies' intimate apparel store hopes no one saw him, not realizing there's a big celebration waiting because he's the one millionth customer.
Three people in ocean, two skinny, one in middle is fat, and two sharks decide they will each get more by taking out the middleman.
One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.