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Fish fill their bowl with Alka-Seltzer for a jacuzzi.
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A fish funeral director sells a fish widow toliet coffins.
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A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
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Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.
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A fish with a huge mouth yells at a fisherman for more bait.
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An executive thinks there's a whistleblower on his board, but there's actually a referee.
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Boy holding starfish asks dad, who is videoing, if video will be good enough for TV, dad agrees because shark is about to eat boy.
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Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
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Two piranhas reminisce about the time a movie critic reached into the tank, and they call it a "definite two thumbs off."
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One shark tells another that he is eating a pair of swimming trunks because his doctor said he needed more fiber.
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Three people in ocean, two skinny, one in middle is fat, and two sharks decide they will each get more by taking out the middleman.
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Electric eel leaves repair shop at bottom of ocean that specializes in replacing shocks, and his electric shocks are much better.