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Houseplants couple talking on phones have sexy conversation about moist & fertilized gardening soil.
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Lazy cat owner clears clean trail for date through filthy shedding pet fur covered home to couch.
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Snuggling cats love sharing heart-shaped candy box Valentines Day present together.
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Hors d'oeuvre dining at restaurant asks nacho date how long it’s been covered in cheese.
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Iphone in bed prefers scroll phone husband’s screen to Brad Pitt picture before sex.
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Monkey date apologizes fur infested in head lice but girlfriend loves he brought lunch.
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Orange on laptop browses O.J. OKCupid parody online fruit dates profile photos.
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Ironic sleazy guy at bar leering at ladies personality easier to read than indecipherable writing tattooed man.
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Flirting cellphone hits on smartphone crush at bar, says can’t stop looking at it.
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Snowman flirts with snow lady at bar with compatible water sign zodiac astrology pick-up lines.
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Surprised Christmas light bulbs guests didn’t expect tangled lights wire sex orgy party.
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Flirty Christmas mistletoe drinking at pub asks mistletoe sprig shouldn’t you be under me dirty pick-up line.