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  • Comics artist draws mom’s Family Ties neckties, brothers’ Inferior Court & Who band art in heaven, dad’s nothing, wife’s flirty pick up sticks & daughter’s poopy diaper daddy Father’s Day cartoon jokes.
  • Nude Descending Staircase artist Duchamp’s baby drawing of father’s trip falling down stairs isn’t appreciated.
  • Vincent van Gogh has a bad ear day.
  • A man is tired after painting the door sign for The Department of People Who Have a Certain Degree of Difficulty Putting Their Thoughts Into Brief, Concise, and Unrambling Language.
  • A man works like there's no tomorrow making signs that say The End is Near.
  • A bee draws a circle instead of a beeline in art class.
  • Jackson Pollock's assistant is a dog.
  • A painter gets bored of painting hell, but an arsonist is even more bored.
  • Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.
  • Doctor tells patient who has dark stains under arms that he needs to exercise, eat healthy, and keep deodorant and spray paint in different cabinets.
  • Man paints billboard that says, "Sud Beer is Puke," another man yells at him that it's supposed to say pure, not puke.
  • Sign painters picket their place of employment with blank signs.



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