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A man asks for the most popular table in a restaurant, and people climb on it while he's trying to eat.
An oyster gets her kids to irritate her husband so he'll make pearls.
A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
Ants only visit their mom on sundaes.
Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
Two mice exchange Christmas gifts, which are both mousetraps for pest removal, and the husband encourages his wife to open her gift first.
Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
Prison inmate tells visitor to bake him a cake with a file in it, not for escaping, but for filing his ragged nails.
Two dinosaurs sit down for a meal of couch potatoes on their plates, which happen to be actual people laying on couches.
Otis the octopus gets ready for a date by applying deodorant to his many underarms from an economy-sized deodorant applicator.
A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
Werewolf examines a bottle of moon block, realizing that it must be applied evenly since he has experienced a partial transformation under the full moon.