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A pregnant woman wishes her husband could be pregnant so she could do errands.
Fashions to attract men include bikinis, football costumes, and pizza costumes.
Wife asks husband why he ordered the biggest burger if he's not very hungry, and menu offers baby, girly, wimp, wussy, and humongous burgers.
Boy holding starfish asks dad, who is videoing, if video will be good enough for TV, dad agrees because shark is about to eat boy.
Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.
Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
Hairclub for Men executives are at ball game and decide to do the wave using their hair pieces to wave.
One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
Dog sitting in a stand selling other pups the chance to sniff her for $1.00, and has sign saying that cold noses are ok.
Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.