Sort By:
Click on a cartoon for a larger view and find out how to order for your projects.
-
One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
-
Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
-
Mother sheet of paper has staples, daughter has paper clips, mom tells daughter she is too young for staples.
-
Dog sitting in a stand selling other pups the chance to sniff her for $1.00, and has sign saying that cold noses are ok.
-
Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
-
Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
-
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
-
Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
-
One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
-
Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
-
Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
-
One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.