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  • Earth in bed at night urgently wakes to urinate as orbiting moon pulls tides.
  • Bird in bed warns mate it likes to get up early and chirp incessantly all morning.
  • Rested owner feels weight lifted after slept under dog and cat on bed.
  • Alarm clock of pet vomit noise wakes sleeping owners effectively.
  • Man in bed looks forward to extra time to sleep as Day Light Savings ends but cat hits face for food early morning.
  • Sleeping dog dreams chasing rabbit, wakes to spouse kicked out of bed on floor.
  • Owner sleeps as cat boops him till other cat’s bladder poke wakes to use bathroom.
  • Cat compared to smartphone wakes sleeping owner, wails music out window, entertains catching bug and is difficult to find.
  • Turtle asks turtle with head and legs in wrong shell holes if it got up on the wrong side of the bed.
  • Criminal cat commits kitty litter littering, catnip public intoxication, noisy night crash disturbing the peace, and petty theft pat stealing crimes.
  • Vacationer bedbugs riding on bathrobe take robe road trip.
  • Bad cat scratches, claws and gets in owner’s way committing reckless endangerment, obstruction, destruction of property and hand slaughter crimes.


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