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  • Sparkling wine says Happy New Year to bottle but it pops cork & says spray it don’t say it.
  • Santa’s Rudolph at bar tells reindeer bartender he’s the designated Christmas sleigh guider and not drinking.
  • Woman on date asks man his relationship goals and he says “know intimacy” but she hears “no” and leaves.
  • Family knocking on door is suspicious when mom in bed with wine and book says she’s wrapping presents after Christmas.
  • Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
  • Piano woman warns other at bar to watch out for a sleazy player piano man about to hit on them
  • Buffalo driver passes police sobriety test because no part was wasted.
  • Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
  • Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.
  • Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
  • Lego brick toy breaks up with foot on romantic date, saying it will just hurt it.
  • Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.


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