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  • Kiss the Cook apron quickly escalated to sex in bed.
  • After looking at his phone, Blondie asks Dagwood who Brunettie is.
  • Mother flower with too many children agrees that the pollen count is high.
  • Phone reassures that sex was great but was just in silent mode.
  • Snowman brings wife to hospital because her ice broke.
  • Mrs. Potatohead is surprised to find Mr. Potatohead drinking when he said he was visiting his grandfather.
  • Gingerbread woman eats man she's cheating with to hide him from her suspicious husband.
  • Man entices family over for Thanksgiving by telling them they can catch a Pickachu there.

  • Grandma's superpower is that she can remember family's' birthdays without Facebook's help.

  • Ghost admits to therapist that she's felt extra invisible around spouse.

  • Dracula's wife is jealous of tattoo of old girlfriend's name on his chest.

  • The original GPS was actually a grumpy pointing spouse giving directions.

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