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  • People's neighbors are good because they're fences.
  • Paul Revere warns everyone about the British, but the dentist is excited because their teeth are bad.
  • Salt likes to shake hands, but ketchup prefers fist bumps.
  • Dog was tired of running to door, so he hired a greeter to do his job.
  • Short dog needs ladder to reach tall dog's butt to give him proper greeting.
  • On opposite day owner's cat greets him while dog apathetically naps.
  • Cat's husband curls up on guest's lap.
  • A man's computer password conjures a fancy welcome screen.
  • A homeless cat wants to pee on the rug and claw the furniture of a woman who feeds it.
  • A cat tries to sleep in a sewing basket, but gets poked by pins.
  • A dentist is excited to meet aliens with bad teeth.
  • Chuck makes woman feel uncomfortable when he greets her by saying, "For all you know, I'm just a friendly neighbor welcoming you to the area."


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