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  • Chart shows sharp drop in skinny jean sales after Thanksgiving during company’s board meeting.
  • A piece of wood can't fit into her jeans because she's no longer a 2x4.
  • Cake goes straight to woman's arm instead of to her hips.
  • Woman sees spider using her stationary bike for spinning a web.
  • Wife balloon is upset with her husband when he goes out to an oxygen bar and comes home inflated.
  • A doctor's patient is so fat that his love handles have love handles.
  • Husband fish tells wife fish that fishing story is not true and that she is not that big.
  • Female octopus likes her mate's love handles.
  • Hypnotist tells patient her eyelids are getting heavy but patient is insulted about eyelids being overweight.
  • The day after Thanksgiving is a huge shopping day for pants.
  • A mother wolf tells her child a nursery rhyme.
  • A car gets a new set of tires, but in the wrong size.


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