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  • Lions decide to attack zebra with horizontal stripes because he looks fatter.
  • Dog can't understand why he's gained weight when he does sit-ups for owner every day.
  • Doctor thinks chameleon lost a lot of weight but he just camouflaged into the background.
  • Older wrenches look at younger wrenches at a party and reminisce.
  • A pick your own apple orchard weighs customers before and after to charge them for apples they eat.
  • A lumberjack cuts a tree down and it lands on his friend, but it's okay because it was a balsa wood tree.
  • A dietician says people trying to lose weight should avoid words that will tempt them, so she shows a pita chart instead of a pie chart.
  • A hippo mom thinks that the fat hippo dolls are unrealistic.

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