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  • Zombie lusts after intelligent brains of Jeopardy game show contestants on TV.
  • Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.

  • Teeth admire the canines in the window as they walk past.

  • Sister asks Santa to get a bigger whatever her brother asked for.
  • A boy gets a guppy for Christmas instead of a puppy because he texted his Christmas list to Santa.
  • A zombie wants to eat liver and kidneys as well as brains.
  • The scarecrow tweets 'if only I had a brain' and then zombies retweet it.
  • A headsman has almost finished his bucket list.
  • A parrot buys his girlfriend the wrong kind of cracker.
  • Santa's ringtone is You Can't Always Get What You Want.
  • Dogs at restaurants ask each other if they're going to finish their food.
  • A boy watching a back to school ad wishes he didn't have to go, but the fish watching wishes he was back with his school.

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