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  • Hen wife in couple’s therapy with rooster husband says just once she’d like to sleep late.
  • Driver is scared awake by GPS global positioning system voice yelling he’s about to crash into a truck.
  • Rooster needs help waking up in the morning so he shamefully buys an alarm clock.
  • Cat owner gets full body injuries when she sneezes while cats nap on her.
  • Bear uses post-hibernation app to locate the closest Starbucks for coffee.
  • Cats exhibit tech behaviors of push notifications, inbox, outbox, and groupon.

  • Rip Van Winkle awakens to learn his style is still popular.
  • Cat complains about slow service of owner, but says food is good.
  • A pilot says he hopes the turbulence didn't wake up his passengers, because it woke up him and his copilot.
  • Clicking noises from birds tweeting on Twitter wake a man up.
  • A man says his cat is part alarm clock.


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