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  • Spouses of wind instruments buy lots of air fresheners.
  • A conductor's instructions are simply to wave his hands around until the music stops.

  • A man in an orchestra plays a fool like the violin.
  • When fog gets too thick, a pilot relies on his musical instruments.
  • The waiter at a fancy restaurant farts with his armpits to replace the violin player, who is on strike.


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