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  • Veggie burgers come from lazy couch potato cows vegging out in front of the TV.
  • Somehow turkey knows that Tofurky doesn't compare to eating real turkey.
  • Person in giraffe's neck gives away that he's gone off vegetarian diet.
  • Vegan witches brew potion with eye of potato instead of eye of newt.
  • Man eating meat thinks flesh-eating bacteria are gross.
  • Woman reads Chicken Flavored Tofu Soup for the Vegan Soul.
  • Flesh-eating bacteria parents' unhappy teenage child chose a vegan diet to rebel against them.
  • Farmer cow has evolved with doe eyes, whiskers, and a button nose, and says cows are not for eating.
  • Paul McCarthy from the Beatles protests in support for animal rights.
  • An employee of a Vegan Foods company is a green noser with the boss.
  • Godzilla won't eat a butcher shop because he's a plant eater.


You searched for: vegans