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  • Man is so narcissistic that when therapist asks him if he's a narcissist he thinks he's too fantastic to be one.
  • Once he has a phone, groundhog never notices his shadow again.
  • Sun casts shadow on beach taking selfie.
  • A duck tries not to make a duck face in a selfie.
  • A dog has spots that spell out "I <3 Cats"
  • A turkey makes duck lips in a selfie.
  • Narcissus looks at his reflection.
  • A doctor gives a woman a collagen injection in her eye instead of her lips.
  • Everything Queen Midas touches turns to shoes.
  • If George Foreman ruled the world, everything would be named George.
  • Obi Wan Kenobe liked Darth Vader's face better before his mask's facelift.
  • Turkeys gossip about large-breasted turkey and assume it is stuffing.


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