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  • Superman uses his x-ray vision to pick all the caramels out of the candy box.
  • Mars calls Cupid out for using an old profile photo showing him as a baby.
  • Cat thinks his present of a dead mouse is better because it is a real heart.
  • Cupid, blue from cold, wants Valentine's Day in August.
  • A man gives a woman a bouquet of flowers whose petals he plucked off to find out if she loved him.
  • Candy hearts for cats say things like "You're Tolerable."
  • The most romantic dog valentine ever says "I love you second to food."
  • Cupid tries to shoot two punks to make them fall in love, but his arrows keep hitting their piercings.
  • Candy hearts go to a tattoo parlor to get valentine messages written on them.
  • The football from Peanuts gives Lucy a valentine.
  • Jeweler gives Cupid money to shoot two lovers admiring jewelry.
  • Boyfriend gets girlfriend's name tattooed on his actual heart.

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