Search Criteria

Search:

Sort By:

You searched for: twelve days of christmas

  • The twelve drumming drummers get downsized.
  • A box of twelve drummers drumming is given as a gift.
  • Santa gets eleven pipers piping because the water popes keep bursting.
  • The ten leaping lords come with a Home Depot card for all the repairs.
  • A contest is held to see which nine ladies will be dancing.
  • A woman gets eight maids, but has nothing for them to milk.
  • Santa has seven swans swimming in apricot sauce.
  • A man returns everything from the Twelve Days of Christmas, except the dancing ladies.
  • Six geese get laid off and loose everything.
  • A woman finds five golden rings by accident.
  • Four calling birds become telemarketers in the off season.
  • Three French hens speak only French.


You searched for: twelve days of christmas