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  • Frustrated woman tells man putting thong panties on vegetables that she said salad tongs.
  • Tomatoes throw themselves at vegetable bands regardless of whether they're good or bad.
  • Genetically modified tomato tells you when ripe.
  • Flies do laps in pools of soups of the day.
  • For Father's Day, Mark's family provides all the ideas for comics so he can have the day off.
  • Doctor prescribes analogy medicine for patient with an allergy who uses too many analogies.
  • A tomato doesn't know whether he belongs with fruits or with vegetables.
  • Host of PBS show All Things Considered as a child asking many questions.
  • A man squirts his new date with a cherry tomato by accident.
  • A carrot gets cut into slices.
  • Snake serves man in diner BLT sandwich, man makes face, snake tells him in these parts, BLT means bloated lizard and toad sandwich.
  • Doctor prescribes painful suggestions for patient on April Fools Day.



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