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  • Caterpillar's day job is to be Bert's unibrow.

  • A vampire goes on dating websites and refuses to date anyone with a thick skin.
  • Lots of brain cells die on New Year's Eve.
  • The Green Giant watches a show from the 70s and realizes people didn't care about pruning back then.
  • Dunder Head brand bread parodies Wonder Bread.
  • Medusa's hair thickener is made of mice.
  • Dumb skeletons can't remember if they are supposed to scare children or not.
  • Walrus Teeth floss is the size of rope.
  • Clifford the Big Red Dog's poop fertilizes the lawn so much that it is overgrown.
  • Dr. Gray proves in scientific experiment that blood is thicker than water when blood doesn't get the
  • Overweight man asks city workers to not place the "thickly settled"' sign in front of his house.
  • The Jolly Green Giant plucks his nose hairs, which are vines.

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