Man entices family over for Thanksgiving by telling them they can catch a Pickachu there.
Turkeys with large wattles are hipsters.
Turkey predicts his own future when he asks to be filled in.
Chopped host Ted Allen is turkey's anti-hero.
Researchers observe which wines the turkey likes best.
Muscled turkeys need to submit to random drug testing.
Turkey regrets his dotted line neck tattoo when farmer approaches with ax.