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  • Cat selfishly sleeps on head of feverish cat.
  • Wife can guess by husband's cloud tan lines that is was cloudy but not windy at beach.
  • A woman's hot flashes mean her heating bills are cheaper.
  • A storm trooper from Star Wars looks normal, and a balmy trooper wears a tank top and board shorts.
  • A snowman keeps his thermostat at 32 because he likes to live on the edge.
  • A dog with a cold nose sniffs the butt of another dog, who spills his wine all over another party guest.
  • A man wearing a top hat in a desert is worried he overdressed.
  • Grover's pet peeve is cold hands.
  • Summer zombies show too much skin.
  • A jellyfish's tentacles look shorter because he was in cold water.
  • The three bears choose between hot, iced, and just right coffee.

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