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  • A werewolf is late to a party because his girlfriend is taking too long to change.
  • A shopping website offers shipping for your anniversary, which was yesterday.
  • Latte cup is late for board meeting.
  • Philosophy teacher claims time is an illusion but says student is late.
  • Five o'clock shadow has trouble with daylight savings time.
  • Santa is so late he bumps into the Easter Bunny.
  • A man criticizes the man who's about to give him a job interview while they're both driving.
  • A fish thinks her date stood her up, but he's really trapped in a whale's spout.
  • A man is 12 minutes late for his appointment, which annoys his doctor, who wanted to make him wait 45 minutes.
  • Husband apologizes to wife for coming home late, says he hit every red light on the way, car has several traffic signals stuck to front.
  • Woman in shower calls into work, tells boss she's enjoying her shower too much, she can't make it in before 10:30.
  • Man phones wife, says he's going to be late because he's stuck in traffic, he is literally stuck between two cars.


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