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  • Watching people run from the water screaming as they remember phones in their pockets is good beach entertainment.
  • Wife can guess by husband's cloud tan lines that is was cloudy but not windy at beach.
  • A man puts on sunblock that blocks out the sun.
  • Wife hopes man's UV ray app was free since he's getting a sunburn.
  • Nurses excited to take patient to beach for his vitamin D treatment.
  • Direct sunlight tells hairy man in Speedo no one wants to see him in that Speedo.
  • Girl with fishing pole casts her line at the sun trying to catch some rays.
  • A man gets a checkered tan from his sun screen.
  • A hermit crab is surprised that her husband took her to a shell-less beach.
  • A shark in a barbecue apron says he hopes his friends like their people cooked on the outside and pink in the middle.
  • A woman thinks she sees her Red Hat Society group at the beach, but it's just bald men with sunburned scalps.
  • A kid is allergic to sunscreen, so he wears hundreds of pairs of sunglasses.


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