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  • Every morning Dr. Jekyll has to delete Mr. Hyde’s negative social media activity from the night before.
  • Frankenstein gets message on smartphone about new followers as an angry mob comes up behind him with torches and pitchforks.
  • Mayfly’s Facebook Memories only goes back five minutes.
  • Earth is surprised to see how much ice cap he’s lost in photos on Facebook Memories.
  • Emojis in a movie theater are horrified when the film suddenly becomes scary.
  • Cat claws owner to be left alone.
  • Man’s dog loves his social media post.
  • Cloud gives same stratus weather update.
  • Christmas tree decides to keep profile picture that was taken before he began losing needles.
  • Thanksgiving dinner would be better if we could block, mute and unfollow others.
  • Snake is not happy about being cropped out of Medusa's profile picture.
  • Influential Political Commentor is a Myth


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