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  • God's dog drools all over the Earth, making its surface 70% water.
  • Saturn takes off ring while at bar to talk to women planets.
  • After Thanksgiving, Orion's Belt is obscured by Orion's Spare Tire.
  • Planets and sun are aligned by chiropractor.
  • The earth asks the sun what it does after working all day and the sun answers moonlighting.
  • A girl is putting make-up on a globe in cosmology class.
  • The sun gives people sunburns during beach season.
  • Gods play golf to set up the planets.
  • God was the original global positioning system.
  • Alien's use Photoshop to remove themselves from pictures taken on Earth.
  • Mickey reads a sign that says Pluto is made of ice.
  • Kirk can't sleep, so he shoots himself with his phaser on stun.


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