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  • Hypnotized cats in flying saucers crash into the sun.
  • Uranus is terrified to say his name in front of classroom of planets when the sun teacher demands his proper name.
  • Jupiter passes out after having too much moonshine.
  • Hairy moon has not been waxing.
  • Earth tells Moon yo-yo dieting is not healthy.
  • Stars look down at the small Earth and feel significant.
  • God's dog drools all over the Earth, making its surface 70% water.
  • The earth tells the moon that black is slimming.
  • Saturn takes off ring while at bar to talk to women planets.
  • After Thanksgiving, Orion's Belt is obscured by Orion's Spare Tire.
  • Planets and sun are aligned by chiropractor.
  • The earth asks the sun what it does after working all day and the sun answers moonlighting.


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