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  • Mad snail drivers report crashed shell car accident to snail cop.
  • Spoof sluggish Louisville Slugger baseball bat covered in slimy slugs slows down fastballs.
  • Runners wait to run from start to restart in Microsoft 10K race.
  • Parents’ smartphone GPS directions map shows fastest direct and longer routes for a sleeping baby riding in the car.
  • Sloth shows off -6 steps counted on fitness tracker smartphone app to impressed sloth hanging from tree.
  • Gift wrap takes 2 minutes or 22 minutes with naughty cat laying on wrapping paper for belly rub.
  • Woman in couples’ counseling complains everything has to be on slow sloth husband’s schedule.
  • Sloth asks other sloth why it’s moving faster and it answers it shouldn’t have had a second shot of espresso.
  • Man asks if the Independence Day fireworks were taking longer to load as computer loading wheels spin in the sky.
  • Giraffes becomes annoyed with antelope because he drink his coffee quickly.
  • Cats curiosity about accident causes traffic backup.
  • Woman who does have caffeine at home mistakes salt for sugar when making coffee at work.


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