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  • Water skier loses a ski because a fish swallows it.
  • A ski rental service offers boots called "The Preemptives" which already have bandages on them.
  • A skiier impales a groundhog on his ski poles.
  • A man's legs detach from his body because his shoe bindings are too tight.
  • Newbie skier, stuck in the snow, figures out he is on the experienced trail, so he decides to wait until the snow thaws.
  • Ski instructor tells student with a large butt that he's doing fine, but needs to learn to shift his weight to front of the skis.
  • Man tells woman he is ready to go skiing, even though he hasn't since he was five, and his skis are child-sized.
  • Two snowmen watching a snow maker blow snow on skiing trail, one snowman says he is against genetic engineering.


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