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  • Rock band’s new song is “time to take a bathroom break.”
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  • A black cat shows its friend an app for finding people to cross paths with.
  • Dog's wagging tail gives it away that he's interested in approaching poodle.
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  • Turkeys in one-night stand decide they can't resist seconds.
  • Friends program ringtone to be embarrassing hemorrhoid joke.
  • Unsuspecting egg goes to food "mixer."
  • Tooth and toothbrush relationship get prediction of lasting six months.
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