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  • Black cats go to a bar on Singles Night.
  • A statue tries to say something disarming, but his date already has no arms.
  • A woman thinks a man is lame for having nothing better to do than IM her on a Saturday night, but then she realizes she's doing the same thing.
  • Shark says she'll settle for a good white shark over a great white shark.
  • Pear can't compare new apple girlfriend to old orange girlfriend.
  • A hermit crab sharing his shell with a girl crab rethinks being a hermit.
  • Little Debbie suspects Cookie Monster is really interested in her cookies.
  • A dog refuses to date another dog because his outfit is so bad it doesn't matter that she's colorblind.
  • Worm without partner realizes that he's reproducing asexually tonight.
  • Friend interferes with Dwight's pass at girl by mentioning his rash.
  • Dating M&M confesses that she used to have a peanut.
  • Cat obviously not in heat as her clothes indicate she is cold.


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