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  • Rock band’s new song is “time to take a bathroom break.”
  • Pencil reads self-help book on how to be on the lookout for a mate.
  • Snowflakes make themselves into strange shapes in order to stay unique.
  • Hallmark cards for snowflakes all say "There's no one quite like you" inside.
  • Snoopy sleeps on the headboard, leaving his girlfriend without intimacy.
  • A domestic turkey leaves everything to its kids, but a wild turkey leaves everything to its girlfriends.
  • Mr. Potatohead goes as a Cyclops for Halloween.
  • Clown cars in the HOV lane get stuck in traffic.
  • A woman thinks a man is lame for having nothing better to do than IM her on a Saturday night, but then she realizes she's doing the same thing.
  • A dudebug keeps beer cans in his spots.


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